Penny land hasn't been that good to me in the year of 2016. I tried my very best and have been on my knees more times than I care to remember picking up stray 5ps from unmentionable places. After the bumper score from 2015 I was certain I was well on the way to £100 at least. Sadly no, my poor knees will never forgive me, neither will the old lady whose shopping trolley became dislodged from her tight grip so I could grab the 10p that was underneath one of the wheels. I want to be sorry but this is real life penny club in action, on the mean streets and that is that. So 2016's score is £11.58. I am striving for the £100 this year and if it means I have to crawl to the pennies through a tunnel filled with jelly then I will just have to, and also eat some.